He said, She said.

The longest "you had to be there" recollection ever.

My Office:

"Senator ____, from...no, wait. What's that other sh**hole state?" - P

"Deepa, I'm going to work you til you break. No wait. Let me rephrase that." - Intern Coordinator

"...oh amanda, bet the panda is lookin less odd now, cuz hes in dc with sen ___! now u spend your day transcribinnnnn and mike gets so bored he cant stopp rhyminnnn. ohh amandaaa, dont you wish you were a pandaaa, so when we walked to lunch creepy senators wouldntt glare at yaaaa. ohhh amandaaaa too bad youre not a panda!!" - Mikey T. (edited to be politically correct)

"How's Banking [Committee]?" - R
"Sh**y? I don't know if you've heard but we're having some setbacks." - N

" [Press Secretary] just made Nicole vomit. As in, he walked up to her and she immediately threw up." - J

"It's sad little things like that make you happy." -P to me

"I wouldn't do that Amanda. They'll come and take you, and you'll have to get fingerprinted again." - M

"I draw the line at cupcake defrosting." - Mikey T.

"I can't imagine what you did to deserve that karma!" -R
"I must have killed someone in a past life."- Me
"Or like 20 someones" - R
"Or like an entire orphanage."- Me Referring to having to deal with someone at work.


The Apartment:

"You're the type of person whom if I listen to, I end up in a coma." Kala to Megan

In response to someone getting excited about a tour, "Ooookay. Have fun with all the people from Kentucky." - Krisse

"I really don't care what a man has to say about the subject." - Krisse on FOCA

"F___, F ___, F___" - Kala, after we gave up profanity for Lent

"Yeah, all of UCDeeDeeDee is downstairs in the computer lab." - Dave about all the quarter kids who haven't started their research for their analysis due next week.

As Valentino is being interviewed Live on E!, "Didn't he die a few months ago?" - Kat

"...well because my firm represents the Homeownership Prevention Society. No, Preservation Foundation. You know, 888995HOPE." - Dave

"God. I'm too decent...I'm like Noah Calhoun." -Dave

"I'm going to fail their asses." -my theater professor whispering to me at a play

"HA. No way. Trouble is attracted to you like a magnet." - Mom

"It isn't mine! It's hers!" - My sister's boyfriend running into my mom carrying cases of beer.Apparently northeastern blizzard isn't reason enough to shut down the federal government.